McVeigh (Factologist Sean McVeigh) crushed it today: who knew about pumpernickel, Walmart bananas and the fact that Froot Loops is spelled “froot” not fruit was an absolute eye opener for me! Otters fact fur wasn’t bad either! He’s carrying your paper!
(Editor’s Note: letter writer is himself a fruit loop. And as good as Mr. McVeigh is, he neglected to mention that all froot loops, no matter their color, all taste the same ).