Surprise Dinner

Dear Editor:
Last week I was backing out of my driveway and some young gal walking by said I had a fish on the front of my car. What?! I hadn’t seen anything because I enter the car from the rear, so I don’t pass or see the very front tip.
Anyway, I thought maybe she was some youngster on drugs and having hallucinations, but it was true! Some gull had obviously lost its grip and dropped its lunch on my car. Poor thing, but funny! A little 3” silvery thing. It’s been so hot and humid here, it probably fried on contact, or boiled in the humidity!
One of my friends said too bad it wasn’t larger, I could’ve had it for dinner! Forget DoorDash. There’s a new outfit in town: GullGlide. Fresh seafood delivered right from the bay straight to your door!
Wendy Armenio